Hey y’all! Remember Claire? I do.
Some things happened to her.
some truly freaking disturbing.
And now she’s coming back! And you can expect it to get “darker”, at least that is what they keep telling us. But you can tell me whatever you want, Starz. I LOVE THIS SHOW AND YOU CAN’T KEEP US APART.
Even if you show me pics of my OTP looking unhappy.
Because it won’t last. They fit together like those magnetic koalas I had that used to hug my pencils.
You can’t keep my One True Pairing apart.
Although I guess that would make a boring show, so you kinda have to have some %$#@! go down. I feel ya, brah.
Oh, Murtagh. I would marry you, too, you fuzzy wise muppet.
So bad things have to happen to move the plot along, I get it.
But they are some pretty sucky things.
And each one has their own path to walk, which will be lubricated aplenty by my tears of rage.
And that’s not the only thing blowing up.
And it’s going to reveal people for what they are.
But it will also bring people closer…
…and help make some things clearer.
Because in the end, we all know what we’re here for. Breathtaking scenery and costumes, excellent acting, a riveting story and an epic adventure.
Don’t kid yourselves. We are all here for this.
T-3 months, kids.
Listen to our heroine.
See ya there.